Why I'm Finally Proud To Be A Malaysian..

The night before Azmi had recounted his experience at a ceramah in Lembah Pantai at which Anwar Ibrahim and Raja Petra had spoken. As he told me how the largely Malay audience had erupted into cheers as Raja Petra had declared that Indians and Chinese would be defended with Malay bodies if they were victimised, the hair on my arms stood. He too thought that there was a real possibility of the two thirds majority being denied. - Malik Imtiaz Sarwar

I have never been more proud. I know now for sure my fellow Malay and Chinese friends are my brothers. We are now all truly Malaysians........

Joke: Employment application

While filling out an employment application, a man paused over this question:
“Person to notify in case of an accident.”
Finally he wrote, “Anybody in sight.”